Tonight, I unintentionally did something REALLY CRUEL. My husband is on ATKINS! The induction period. He gets a total of 20 carbs each day, MAX. He's been fending for himself for all meals and I cook for myself and the kids. Today, my mom and I had been reminiscing about eating Long John Silver's when I was growing up. (Much longer story. My mother never cooked. We ate fast food my entire childhood. Cooking in was TV dinners.) I got some coupons in the mail the other day, even though the closest LJS is about 15 minutes away. Tonight, I drove out to get some for mom, myself and the boys, who have never had anything from there. In full view of my husband, I ate fried fish, fried shrimp, fried clams, hush puppies and cole slaw. I'm a cold, selfish bitch sometimes.
On another note, I would like whatever cruel practical joker is controlling the Texas weather right now to bite me. We bought this wonderful pool, and have gotten to use it ONCE. It had been so hot and dry here, I finally gave in and got the pool. The day after filling it, we were surprised that the water was warm enough to swim in, so the boys and I swam for a while. The next afternoon, it stormed. The next afternoon, we got ready to swim and when I tested the water, it was BOILING HOT. The boys would have been scalded if they had gone in. Seriously. So, I actually had to take them to the neighborhood pool because they were so disappointed. The next day (today), the water was fine and the weather looked great. I got the boys ready, we had JUST gotten in the pool and no more than two minutes later BAM! Up pops a storm system.
Yes, had I checked the weather, I would have known this was coming, but I didn't think about it because it was BEAUTIFUL outside! Nothing but fluffy white clouds. These storms these weeks have been popping up from nowhere, very suddenly, and getting violent really fast. IT SUCKS! To quote the boys 'Rain, Rain Go Away. No other day.' :)
Pervert. I didn't say of me IN the bath.
First, I've actually gotten some sun this summer. I'm a really, really pale person. Almost translucent. You can see my veins through my skin. This past weekend, I had worn a suit that hasn't seen the light of day since last year. The front is cut way down to mid torso. Let's just say my breasts typically don't see the light of day. They got BURNED along the sides. I noticed that there was a nice contrast between the white of my normal skin, the red of the burn, and the tan of my forearms. Made a cool picture, I just wish I had been able to get it crisper. I'll have to try again.
Now, for one of my favorite parts of the house:
YES, you are correct that I am a massive geek and the towel hanging above my tub has my company's logo on it and was given to me by one of our partners. Just off to the left, out of your view, is a nice comfy white bathrobe from another partner, again with the Sun logo also on it. There was a time I probably could have clothed myself in Sun wear. I used to joke we just needed some pants with Sun logos on them to make things complete. But I digress.
Tomorrow is Scott's day to get up with the kids and let me sleep in. We alternate mornings. I always get up and take them to school every day, but him getting up allows me the chance to actually shower beforehand. Tonight, since I get to sleep in tomorrow, I drew a HOT bath. I have this great big garden jacuzzi tub, which I don't use near often enough. It takes like a half hour to fill, so you can't be very spontaneous. Anyway, I did a facial, complete with thermal enzyme mask. I shaved my legs. I gave myself a pedicure, to keep my feet flip-flop-fantastic as always. The water I was soaking in was so hot I had sweat pouring down my face. I got to read a few chapters of my latest book 'An Innocent, A Broad', by Ann Leary. (Good book. Ann is Denis Leary's wife, and the book talks about their baby being born prematurely at 25 weeks while they were visiting London. They were stuck there for several months. Very funny, very touching). I took a couple of Tylenol PMs to battle a slight headache and insure I sleep in tomorrow morning.
Oh, for more randomness, I've noticed this dark spot on our bedroom ceiling. Other than a few joking comments about a spider on the ceiling, I've ignored it and written it off as dirt. It's been there for a couple of months. Yes, I'm THAT lazy. Last night, I went and looked closer and figured out what it was. A FLY! Yes, a fly had died while on our ceiling and then just stayed there.
I also had a good laugh tonight when I saw a commercial for the Dead Zone. I've become addicted to it lately, which is a good thing since I've just discovered it and they are on like season 4. Gives me lots of old episodes to watch. If you aren't familiar, the guy is a touch psychic, played by Anthony Michael Hall (yes, THAT Anthony Michael Hall, although you would never recognize him). In the commercial, he strokes a cat and sees eight unique death scenes for the cat. Many of which involved the cat chewing on a cord and getting electrocuted. Cats. Do they never learn? *laugh*
Enough rambling! I need to read more and go to sleep!