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Ha! Anyone care for a velcro penis?

Ok, I have to laugh because a girl in one of my craft communities got reported to the LJ abuse police. She posted (behind a cut, mind you) a picture of a FELT vagina she crafted. *LAFF* Someone posted saying she found it offensive, so the girl immediately removed the post. She was STILL reported by the same person.

Just because I think this is so damn funny, here are some pictures she posted because the rest of us wanted to see it. These pictures are way more offensive than what she originally posted, and were taken to make a statement to the reporter :) ENJOY!


Other than that bright point, the day has been very non-eventful. The boys behaved at school. I got work done. My husband will actually be home tonight for a few hours. We ate Boston Market for dinner and it was YUMMY!

Two weeks until the crawfish boil. It'll be great. This year, I didn't want to spend my day being 'hostess', so a friend who has a catering company got us some help. Now there is someone else running around the party picking up trash, making sure everyone has fresh drinks, and helping Scott out with things. I get to actually drink and enjoy!

This weekend, we're planning on going to Taste of Addison. Anyone else going? (wickedsin? oddharmonic?) Not that it's THAT exciting, but Smashmouth and Vertical Horizon are supposed to play. It has Scott really excited :)

The weekend of the 28th is my baby-dolls' Christening and joint birthday party. Erick and Brian, the sons of MnM's ex-nanny have a special place in my heart, so we're spending the day doing all of these events. It ought to be interesting, especially as rusty as my rudimentary Spanish is. I know it will be like every other holiday we spend with them where my mother and I are the only gringos in the crowd. Bring it on!

THEN...Huntsvegas. Yee-haw. I really need to call Tina and find out whether we're still best friends *laugh* I expect much partying and merriment the four days I am in town. *hint hint*

*EDIT* Yep! Still friends :) Tina's out of work right now, and she finally got a restraining order in place against that crack-addict ex-boyfriend she was trying to get rid of last time I was there. So, we'll get to spend plenty of time together! YAY! And did I mention...YAY! (Why am I so excited to see her every time regardless of our past together? Is it because we're more like family than friends?)


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May. 11th, 2005 01:07 am (UTC)
Vertical Horizon? Seriously?!?!?

It's my b-day weekend...where and when are they playing?

Oh, and are you coming to karaoke Friday night?
May. 11th, 2005 01:40 am (UTC)
Yeah, they seem to have a great lineup this year.

Taste of Addison music schedule

Friday night at 9:30 is Sister Hazel.

Saturday night:
- 5:30 Fastball ("The Way")
- 7:30 Vertical Horizon
- 9:30 Smash Mouth

I think we'll go on Saturday and keep our kids up several hours past their bedtime. :)

Let me know if you're going to go and I'll give you my cell number via email so we can all meet up.
May. 11th, 2005 03:11 am (UTC)
Awesome, I may have to head over there after Scarborough...

May. 11th, 2005 01:42 am (UTC)
Where is Karaoke on Friday night?

I don't know if I'll get a chance to get out, but I can try.
May. 11th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
Spirit Grill in Irving. Starts at 9pm.

I need Vertical Horizon details!!!!
May. 11th, 2005 03:19 am (UTC)
7:30 PM Saturday night.
May. 11th, 2005 03:22 am (UTC)
Sorry. Got the detail comment after I replied here.

May. 11th, 2005 03:29 am (UTC)
*laugh* No problem.

Hey - my cell is 214-632-8607

May. 11th, 2005 02:24 pm (UTC)
Cool, once my friend lizzola comes to town, we'll figure out what's all going on.

May. 11th, 2005 01:59 pm (UTC)
When are you in Huntsville??? I musta missed the original post about that. I would love to see you if you've got any time. I am moving my junk to Huntsville Memorial Day weekend and will be there then. WHEE!
May. 11th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC)
I'm in town June 3-6, so I have lots of time and no set plans.
May. 13th, 2005 01:40 am (UTC)
Tast of Addison - Yay!
Smash Mouth, Sister Hazel (CD is is the player in my car now), & Little River Band. I guess I'm gonna have to make an effort to be sociable! I saw Smash Mouth in concert for my birthday about 5 (?) years ago. Was really good, although hearing f*ck every-other-word between songs got old pretty quickly.
May. 13th, 2005 01:42 am (UTC)
Re: Tast of Addison - Yay!
guess I coulda remembered to put my name on the last post ...... -- Jill
May. 13th, 2005 04:06 am (UTC)
Re: Tast of Addison - Yay!
I figured it was you! :)

I don't know if we'll get to stay to see SmashMouth, although I would really like to. We'll probably go around 5 or so and catch Vertical Horizon at 7:30 as well. Since the boys will be with us, I don't think they'll stay up for a 9:30 start for a show.

Anyway, I got an invite to play chaperone overnight that night. My friend, Kim, her daughter is turning 16. She's having a party that night and the boys have to leave at 10:30. They've had LOTS of problems in the past with her sneaking out, boys sneaking in, etc. Her girlfriends are staying overnight, so Kim, Colleen, Angela and myself are going to also be there to make sure everyone stays in the house, nothing illegal goes on, things like that.

call my cell if you want to hang out with us there at ToA!!!
May. 13th, 2005 04:12 am (UTC)
I saw "felt vagina" and thought of Velvet Vulva handbags, then of the Womb in the Winter 2004 issue of Knitty. The additional photos she posted are hysterical!

Skimming the comments brought the Lucky Vulva Coinpurse to my attention. I think I might make one to hold my DivaCup when it's not in use. Hee.


Vogon never misses Taste Addison. We saw the B-52s last year but passed on Blondie the next night because we were tired from staying up late the night before. The traffic out of there was really what killed us -- it took something like half an hour to get up to Keller Springs (we turned off and took side roads from there).
May. 13th, 2005 04:37 am (UTC)
We missed it last year, and I don't even remember why. I remember being very depressed that I missed the B-52s.

This year it will all depend on how the boys behave. You just can't bank on how two four-year-olds will act.
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