"Out-Pirate me and you won't see FIVE!"
Gene-Bob brought me my first 'official' birthday present today (as defined by 'not coming from my husband'). I got my very first Bat Mitzva card and a round full-week pill dispenser! Will the fun never stop?
Sad thing? I'll use it. (The pill case, not the Bat Mitzva card)
I'm so glad you drove all the way up here to make me laugh. :)