I made several CDs of music for a good friend of mine, but only recently got around to sending it to him. The first words out of his mouth weren't 'Thank you'. They weren't even 'You had some duplicates on here, but I can see you took a lot of time for this'. They were:
Were u on pills when u made these cds?
*head desk* Yes. He asked if I was HIGH when I made them.