December 30th, 2007

Focus

From the WTF files

The Dallas Morning News either needs to hire more proof-readers or spread this kind of funny to the rest of the paper. I don't generally read the sports section, but this caught my eye on the front page. Since GS isn't around to give the redneck funnies for a couple of weeks, this will have to do.

From today's Dallas Morning News sports page:

Don't cha wish you were blonde?

Diet Mt. Dew

Do the Dew. Repeatedly.

I have totally lost it this afternoon. I pulled a Diet MD out of the fridge and set it next to the computer. About an hour later, I walked by and saw the unopened drink there, so I put it back in the fridge and got a new one. I set that next to the computer.

A few minutes ago, I came to sit down and realized that I had a warm, unopened can of DMD next to me. I put it back in the fridge and got another.

This one I opened. Guess third time is the charm.

Hey - at least I hadn't opened the others. :)