May 9th, 2007

Woman of your dreams


When you are alone and you belch, do you say 'Excuse me'?

I do out of habit and then immediately feel stupid. Who exactly is going to excuse me for my uncouth behavior?


Oh where, oh where, has my lovely show gone?

Last week? An astronaut is killed, after having an affair with another astronaut. The wife did it after driving all night to get there while wearing diapers. Sound familiar?

This week? A blond bimbo is in the hospital with her newborn baby, and her teen son comes to visit. Later that night, he dies due to drugs. He was supposedly the son of her dead husband who was 90 when he was born. While mourning her son, she takes a pill from her lawyer new husband and collapses and dies. Hmmm. Sounds familiar.

Get a grip and write a show. A fictional show. Not a ripped from the headlines storyline with a 'Any resemblance to persons real or imagined is coincidental' disclaimer.

If it weren't for the fact that I have the hots for Cris Noth I wouldn't have bothered watching.