trshtwns01 (trshtwns01) wrote,
trshtwns01
trshtwns01

Get a dictionary, mom

I've been reading this article about some teens in New York, all 18, who went out drinking one night. One eventually went home, one passed out and when the last called for an ambulance for her, she immediately split off by herself because she didn't want to be arrested. Jennifer Moore ended up being killed.

It's a very sad story, but part of the way through it, I had to laugh. Here is the quote:

'At 11:30 a.m., Moore's mother, Candida, filed a missing person's report...'

Ummm...HER MOTHER IS NAMED CANDIDA???????

Unless her family are responsible for discovering candida, which I doubt, this woman's parents should be shot.

It's like the joke about the poor woman in the hospital, who didn't really know what some words meant but liked how beautiful they sounded. It usually ends with the child being named Chlamydia, Labia or something equally horrifying.
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 5 comments