It's a very sad story, but part of the way through it, I had to laugh. Here is the quote:
'At 11:30 a.m., Moore's mother, Candida, filed a missing person's report...'
Ummm...HER MOTHER IS NAMED CANDIDA???????
Unless her family are responsible for discovering candida, which I doubt, this woman's parents should be shot.
It's like the joke about the poor woman in the hospital, who didn't really know what some words meant but liked how beautiful they sounded. It usually ends with the child being named Chlamydia, Labia or something equally horrifying.