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Jumping on the bandwagon

Stolen from about half the people I know :)

There just wasn't enough of a 'depends on the situation answer' and 'maybe' didn't seem to fit the bill. Do you cry when a pet dies? Depends on the pet. One of the boys' hermit crabs died the other day. I didn't so much laugh that it died, but I laughed because I knew I was about to go to the pet store and try to find a 'replacement' crab and pass it off as the same one. They still don't know.

I am 49% Asshole/Bitch.
Part Time Asshole/Bitch.
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

For some reason, this fits. I actually agree 100% with this.



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May. 4th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
you're just evil. that crab had a SOUL! he was an individual! he can't be replaced like that! how DARE you!!!

no, wait ... that's not me, that's some freak from PITA.

hehehehe, replacement crab. he needs sunglasses or something else stealthy...
May. 4th, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC)
I am 57% Asshole/Bitch.
Sort of Assholy or Bitchy!
I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
May. 4th, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
Not bad...I was told that within me, if there ever was a good person they have long since died.

As for the hermit crab...I see the humor in hunting down a replacement crab...it reminds me of "My Blue Heaven" when the mom needs to get a replacement turtle and she's looking at a bunch of turtles and wondering which one looks like the one she is trying to replace.
May. 4th, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
Love that movie.

Yeah, it was easier because he had only just turned 5. Since he had seen another crab change shells recently, it was easy to say 'He molted!!!! And then changed to a bigger shell!'. Mainly this is because the new one was darker and in a bigger shell that looked VERY different *laugh*
May. 4th, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
I am 2% Asshole/Bitch.
Not an Asshole or a Bitch.
I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss.
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