There just wasn't enough of a 'depends on the situation answer' and 'maybe' didn't seem to fit the bill. Do you cry when a pet dies? Depends on the pet. One of the boys' hermit crabs died the other day. I didn't so much laugh that it died, but I laughed because I knew I was about to go to the pet store and try to find a 'replacement' crab and pass it off as the same one. They still don't know.
For some reason, this fits. I actually agree 100% with this.