So, I got it from
georgiaskydiver, who got a 62, and having grown up in Alabama, I figured I would score pretty high, too. Alas, I'm not a real country music fan, only listening to some of the classics and a handful of newer things. That made my score much lower. But only by 10 points or so *laugh*
[1] I know who the Bellamy Brothers are.
[ ] I own 3 or more Hank Williams Jr. CDs (No, but I do have some on my iPod)
[ ] I dip or did once
[ ] I dip Copenhagen or Skoal
[2] I can name more than 3 breeds of horses
[ ] I can name more than 3 breeds of pigs
[3]I can name more than 3 breeds of cows
[ ] I can sing almost any Garth Brooks song you can name
[ ] I know who Chris Ledoux is and what he did at rodeos
[ ] I can tell you what N.A.S.C.A.R. stands for
[ ] I could tell you every thing on a Jack Daniels bottle from memory
[4] I know what kind of horses pull the Budweiser buggy
[ ] I can name all the states that were in the Confederacy
[ ] I know how many stars are on a Confederate/rebel flag
[5] 8,24,17,88,3,20,48 aren't just any numbers
[6] I have spent more than $60 on alcohol at one time
[ ] I drive a 4X4
[ ] I have a four wheeler with racks on it
[7] I can sing every line of "Country Boy Can Survive"
[8] I play guitar (rather poorly)
[9] I own an acoustic guitar
[ ] I drive a diesel truck and have actually pulled something with it
[10] I have killed something and eaten it
[ ] I have sat 15' up in a tree for 3 hours not moving in weather below 50 degrees
[11] I can shoot a bow
[ ] I own more than 3 Dixie Outfitter Shirts
[12] I own wranglers
[ ] I can wear boots everyday all day
[ ] I can do the "Watermelon Crawl"
[13]I have seen the "Dukes of Hazzard" The T.V. show not the movie
[14] I have invented my own alcoholic beverage
[15] I know what moonshine is
[ ] I have a deer on the wall somewhere in my house
[16] I can tell the difference between a catfish & a mudfish
[ ] I have changed my own oil (But I can check my own oil, change my own tires, switch out my own battery...)
[ ] I can name 5 or more Alan Jackson songs
[17] I have lived or worked on a farm or ranch
[18] I have touched a cow
[ ] I have a lift on my vehicle
[ ] I can tell the deference between a Superswamper and a Buckshot Tire
[ ] I have shot a shot-gun
[ ] I think all deer are cute like Bambi
[ ] I own a John Deere tractor. (T-shirts don't count.)
[19] I have fished all day
[20] I Have ridden on a airboat
[21] I can quote Larry-The-Cable-Guy for more than 5 minutes
[22] I can flip a beer cap more than 15 feet
[23] I have actually gotten mud on the tires
[24] I have been to an actual mudhole or mud bogging event
[25] I have gotten so stuck i couldn't open the doors
[ ] I wear (or own) a belt with a big buckle
[ ] I have ridden a bull/cow
[26] I have been to a rodeo
[27] I wear camouflauge (isn't ROTC required in some Southern schools?)
[ ] I can tell the difference between Mossy Oak Break-Up and Realtree
[28] I own over 5 beer coozies
[ ] I have been in a tree stand
[ ] I can use a turkey call
[29] I can tell the difference between Budweiser, Bud Light, and Budweiser Select labels at 30 yards.
[ ] I have pulled somebody out of the mud
[30] I have worn a hat all day
[ ] I have slept with my boots on
[ ] I think my cousin is sexy
[ ] I can play the banjo
[ ] I can name 3 or more country radio stations.
[31] I have bought my breakfast from a gas station
[ ] I can name all the parts of a cow stomach
[32] I have used an aerosol can in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.
[33] I like the smell of WD-40
[34] I know that Duct-Tape is actually Duct-Tape not "Duck-Tape"
[35] I have done my own mechanic work on a vehicle
[ ] I have 3 or more manufaturerotors in my yard
[ ] I have 3 or more junk vehicles that are all the same
[36] I have put 2 or more vehicles together to make one (Well, I helped a friend with it)
[ ] I own a "Mud Truck"
[37] There is a confederate/rebel flag on display somewhere in my home.
[ ] I live at home in a trailer house
[38] I like redneck boys/girls
[39] I have shot an animal
[ ] I have rode a fourwheeler more than 20 miles in one day
[40] I have eluded and evaded the cops
[41] I used illegal fireworks
[ ] I have made my own fireworks
[ ] I have owned more than 5 dogs at a time
[42] I can speak fluently on a CB radio
[43] I have a relative that drives a semi for a living
[44] I have been to a NASCAR Race
[45] The only "Kings" I know are Richard Petty and Elvis
[46] I have gigged a frog
[47] I know what frog gigging is
[ ] I have opened a beer with my teeth
[ ] I have been in a drunken fight with one of my best friends
[48] I know how many cigarettes are in a pack of Marlboros
[49] I know who David Allen Coe is
[50] I can be with a woman/man who gets drunker than me
[ ] Have a kitchen appliance on the outside of my house
[51] I have sung along to Free Bird
[ ] I can spit farther than 5 feet
