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Out of the mouths of babes

I had to post this one quickly, so I wouldn't forget it.

We were all goofing off putting the kids to bed. Scott was sitting on Michael's bed and I was on Matthew's. The kids kept going back and forth saying they were going back and forth between the good guys' ship and the bad guys' ship. When they would go over to their daddy, Matthew would saw on him 'Saw, saw, saw' and Michael would hammer him 'Hammer, hammer, hammer'. Matthew came over to me and said I needed to help them get daddy, the bad guy.

I said, "What do I need to do? If you are sawing him and Michael is hammering him, what should I do?"

Matthew was quick to respond:

"You have to screw him!"

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wickedsin
Jun. 10th, 2005 02:22 am (UTC)
That's hot!
kodakrome
Jun. 10th, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oddharmonic
Jun. 11th, 2005 04:34 am (UTC)
/me dies laughing
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