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1smart1
Mar. 3rd, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
Don't forget the Kirby guys. And college kids selling overpriced magazine subscriptions.
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1smart1
Mar. 3rd, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
hahaha. Next time they show up, I'll send them your way. They sell push cleaning products. They want to come in and clean one of your rooms for free. They're relentless.

One of my nastiest experiences was with the magazine/book salesman though. When I refused to pay his extortionistic prices, he got NASTY!!! Those guys come by about every 4 - 6 weeks.
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1smart1
Mar. 3rd, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I just ordered.
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1smart1
Mar. 3rd, 2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
I was at that point yesterday.
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1smart1
Mar. 3rd, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
Absolutely! The more the merier!
maedb
Mar. 3rd, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC)
You're pretty well covered in the suggestion department. See what happens when I come in late to play?

Only other thing I can think of is to get creative. In your letter to the head of the church, be sure to mention the Hep3 treatment and the uncontrollable rage as a side affect.

When they come to the door, photograph them. Better yet, get the camcorder rolling. Then you will have it on tape when you politely ask them their name and address (for the record), and request that they not return (informing them that they are trespassing and you are not interested). If the police aren't interested in 5 hours worth of repeat visits, I bet the local news station would be. What a topic for an expose, eh?

Be sure to have a piece of paper to hand back to them when they hand you theirs. Include the bible verse about no prosteletyzing. (Do you want me to make up the page, pdf it and send it to you?) Might want to include purchase information about the book "To Serve Man" (the cookbook where human flesh is the meat du jour. It's a humor book, but they won't know that).

That's all I can think of at the moment that hasn't been covered already.
1smart1
Mar. 3rd, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC)
I actually mentioned the video camera idea when I was talking to the police. They said that wouldn't hold any weight with them. But at least I can do the name & address thing and can hopefully get some useful info that way.

Not that the police would ever really serve them with a Trespass Notice!
silverlightstar
Mar. 3rd, 2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
I didn't know they had lawn signs!

I don't get the Witnesses; I get Baptists instead. XD
( 13 thoughts — Whatcha' think? )