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True Friendship

filmgoddess30 posted this earlier, and it really made me smile. It reminded me so much of what real friendships are like. They aren't all roses, tears, hugs and rainbows.

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, "Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

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1smart1
Jul. 30th, 2007 02:35 pm (UTC)
God, I love you!!!!
1smart1
Jul. 30th, 2007 04:15 pm (UTC)
P.S.
A true friend lets you make a fool of yourself while wearing bunny ears. Or a potty seat!!
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